Tuesday 26 May 2015

Japan Haul

Top left H&M, top right Bershka, bottom left Forever21 and bottom right RM12 thrift shop.

Everything I bought from H&M and Forever21 was all UNDER RM35. Isn't it crazy? I know I sure went crazy in H&M. Literally had to find something to put back on the rack before paying. Plus, I clearly saw our local H&M selling the grey cardigan for RM59! Also finally gotten around to getting myself midi skirts because short bodycon skirts just don't seem right anymore. Unless you're going clubbing. Which I don't. The halter chiffon singlets from Bershka was RM9 each, so I bought 2 colors because I was an indecisive piece of shit. Plus they're backless too. If that isn't a steal I don't know what is. Everything else in Bershka wasn't worth it though.

RM12 SHOP!! Everything was RM12! Some new stuff, some second hand, but it's one of those shops that have all kinds of hidden treasures. Tees, canvas shoes, typo-ish stationary, phone covers, aka my kind of place hahaha.


MOAR COSMETICS to fuel my lipstick obsession HAHAHA GOD KNOWS WHY I'M SO OBSESSED when my lips are always too chapped and dry to put on anything. Plus I'm always removing it 1-2 hours later. BUT STILL. Anyway, they were cheap. Like below RM10 kind of cheap.. And the quality is great! Other than that: BB cream (which I don't use but I thought I would. Obviously.), blush, highlighter, concealer stick and a water removable mascara because I'm a lazy bitch. Everything I own is water removable can you believe it (also explains why I leave my house looking on fleek but go home looking.. bad).

Wooden organizer from Daiso (everything is RM3 and there's like 3 floors of Daiso.. Could not get enough of it) which I put all my small necklaces in because it's about time I got my shit together.


From a shop called Natural Kitchen (???) that sells cute knick knacks for RM3. Kind of like typo-meets-wooden-kitchen (?????). Bought seasonal notebooks for RM1 each (yes I'd like to know why isn't there one for spring?) for souvenirs, some twine (Because you never know when you might need to tie someone up. With twine.) and wooden pegs (for a moment there I couldn't put my finger on the term for "pegs" so I almost considered putting in "pugs" or "plugs" and leaving it at that) (I'm a banking finance UOL major and I can't remember PEGS)

Don't you feel like you're reading one of those blogs that will rot your brain cells? :) (Pls also refer to previous post on cockroaches if you'd like you feel your brain cells decompose faster. You're welcome.)
Tuesday 19 May 2015

Traumatized for life

I have a morbid fear of cockroaches. I absolutely despise them to no end. They always say cockroaches are more afraid of you than you are of them. I wield this knowledge when it comes to spiders, lizards and various other critters... But cockroaches are different. You'd think being the bigger species = intimidation superiority. No. This is simply because they just don't feel fear. They're not intelligent enough to feel that kind of emotion. Survival instinct? None. They've lived for so long and survived this far, survival instinct should be redundant by now.

I can't even begin to describe the countless times I've had cockroaches crawled on and even flown to my face, but tonight I am particularly pissed because it's 3am and I'm hungry. It is... The snacking hour. And I'm pissed. I cannot even cross the threshold into the kitchen without being AMBUSHED. AMBUSHED I TELL YOU. THIS PUNY THIS COCKROACH RAN TOWARDS ME and I thought, what a small little bugger, and proceeded to hunt for something to kill it. While doing so, A LARGER FRIEND WAS CRAWLING UP MY PANTS THIS WHOLE TIME. AMBUSHED. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THAT FEELING. I'd normally attempt to kill them but 2?? At the same time?? Too much all at once. Without backup (aka dog), I'm overwhelmed. Yes my dog also sleeps according to human time. I'd wake the bugger up but it would also involve waking the whole house with it.

So now I am back in my room feeling pissed and hungry all at the same time. This is a bad combination of emotions.

All I can say is AT LEAST I have water in my room. I may starve but at least I won't die of thirst lol.

I might regret this deranged update tomorrow. Perhaps when I'm feeling more sensible and less hungry.